Physicians Opine about Health Care Reform ! (humor)

The American Medical Association wanted to weigh in on the new Health Care Initiatives from the Obama Administration
... but it turned out that each specialty looked at Health Care Reform from its own perspective.

The Allergists voted to scratch it,
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, baby, grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was crazy,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to cut out parts.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on things."

The Podiatrists thought it was a tricky step,
but the Urologists and Nephrologists were pee'ed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a sleeper,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington!!! : )

Source: Found on various websites on 4 Dec 2009, without clear attribution.
Modified slightly for a general audience and grammar/syntax and to include nephrologists.